Fucking Hungry

I'm so hungry now, it's 1:10 pm and I still didn't have lunch. I'm alone at home, and i really don't know what to do. What a fucking house, there isn't even a frozen food here. I don't know how to cock, but i really think that I'll need to learn today. I cleaned up all over my house, like a favor to my mother. Now I'll need to make a mess in the kitchen to make some food for me. Here I go, I'll come over here after my crazy cooking journey and tell you all what happened. See you.